Moist Nugget

i wonder if there’s a venn diagram of “firearm enthusiasts” and “BDSM folks” where the center bit says “people to whom the words ‘muzzle device’ mean two very different things”

I don’t like birds

Wait you're a muslim? If I knew that when I followed you it would have been a different story. That's disgusting to be honest. Unliked. Unfollowed. Good riddiance. Grasping ton would be spinning in his fucking grave to know Muslims disgraced the army uniform.
Anonymous

popping-smoke:

Hahaha! I swear this was the best message to wake up to! I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I first noticed you white trash neo-nazis following me! I didn’t have the heart to say you were following a race traitorous, brown girl loving, American Muslim. Better go cry to Stormfront, you pathetic piece of shit! Hahahah!

And pay attention, because your remarks are about to make me shatter your sad view of American history. The relationship between Muslims and the US goes back as far as the US exists. When George Washington was was being destroyed by the British at Valley Forge, and was about to lose the war… it was African Muslims that saved him. Sultain Sidi Muhammad bin Abdallah (the ruler of Morocco) made history by being the first in the world to register the United States as a country, and allow US ships to resupply in Moroccan ports. Life-saving supplies and weapons flooded in to Washington’s Army, and the war would have been lost without them. To this day, The United States’ longest unbroken treaty is with an Islamic nation - Morocco.

I’m also a tenth generation American, son. My family came here in 1716. That’s more than half a century before The United States of America was even born. My 8th great grandfather fought alongside Washington in Valley Forge, and was given 200 acres of land as a gift for his outstanding actions in battle. If Washington knew I served in “his Army” and followed my family’s legacy, he would shake my hand and thank me for being a true patriot. For embodying the true American virtues of service, humility, and freedom of religion that he fought for.

And one last tidbit: Thomas Jefferson owned a Quran, and to this day, it’s still kept safe in the Library of Congress. He, along with James Madison and George Washington, argued that America should be open to Muslims as citizens, office-holders, and even presidents. John Adams - our 2nd president - also owned a Quran, and called the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) a “great seeker of truth.” Benjamin Franklin called Islam the “model of compassion.” If there’s anyone our founding fathers would be ashamed of… it’s you. Thank you for your unfollow.

kerleys:

Volquartsen Custom Ruger MKII- .22LR

kerleys:

Volquartsen Custom Ruger MKII- .22LR

i’m not so much confused as to why this is a thing as i am dissappointed that they didn’t label it “root root root for the home team”

i’m not so much confused as to why this is a thing as i am dissappointed that they didn’t label it “root root root for the home team”

kerleys:

The lessons learned today:

One- If you lose your can opener, bolt cutters and vice grips will work.

Two- Do not lose your can opener.

kerleys:

The lessons learned today:

One- If you lose your can opener, bolt cutters and vice grips will work.

Two- Do not lose your can opener.

A recent experience has given me a bit to think about in regards to concealed and open carry, and I felt like making a text post, but I dont really want to have to defend to Tumblr’s social justice crew the one time in my life I’ve ever felt like I might have to shoot a retarded man

maxxspin:

my bf is gonna 3d print a femur just to spite me

just gonna hide little 3d printed femurs all around the room

also yes the implication is that i will build my very own skeleton army

me: i was looking at 3D printing filament and i found one thats actually recommended for making replacement bones
gf: so what
me: wow dont come crying to me when you break your leg and need a new femur

kerleys:

Spring (summer?) cleaning.

could not stop laughing at the white car that slows down like “AUGH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT”

If I made a kickstarter to buy myself a 3D printer, would that be rude or should I just suck it up and buy it on my own dime when I get my tax return?

I intend to make a majority of my work public, so it wouldn’t just be me going “yes fund my hobby and get nothing in return”

I’m talking gun stuff like AR/AK grips and stocks, and maybe even actual firearms down the line.

baby: t... t... t...
mom: toy?
baby: TVOY PUT ZAVERSCHAETSA, IDI KOM MNE
Charon: nice
allow me to slip into something more comfortable

allow me to slip into something more comfortable

i wanna know how awkward things were for the first yodeler like he’s doing his thing and some shepherd walks up like “dude I can hear you from my house what the FUCK are you doing man”