if you want beef then bring the ruckus
wutang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with
Thursday night: Work, 9PM-3AM.
Friday morning-Movies, 4AM-9AM
Friday afternoon- Magic and Pathfinder, 3PM-8PM
Friday night- Work- 8PM-4AM
Saturday morning-Nerf, 11AM-7PM
Saturday night- Work- 8PM-4AM
Sunday morning- More Nerf, Noon-4PM
Sunday night- Work, 8PM-4AM
here we go
Q: “what the fuck is a moist nugget?”
A: If you don’t know that then I don’t know why you follow me
Q: “how old are you”
A: 19, bordering 20.
Q: “top three favorite guns gogogo”
A: OTs-14 Groza, B+T MP9, and HK UMP
Q: “What do you do for money”
A: I’m a foodservice wage slave, and I do not care for it.
Q: “What’s your name”
A: My children called me Daddy. My wife called me Milien. From this moment on, the world will call me… Nuggy.
Q: “your EDC?”
A: Cell phone, card and wee bit of cash, Alpha-Gel slimline mechanical pencil (with 4H lead), Tombow PVC eraser.
Q: “what are your favorite movies”
A: Gran Torino, District 9, Django Unchained, Lord of War, Seven Samurai, Saving Private Ryan, and The Day The Earth Stood Still (the original, not the Keanu Reeves bullshit)
Q: “so you’re not gay”
A: No, I’m not.
Q: “What is the last song you listened to?”
A: Talking Heads- Once in a Lifetime
Q: “is there a Mrs. Nuggy”
A: ppffftttchahahaha god no
Q: “what is your favorite gun you own”
A: M44 Carbine.
Q: “Would you use cosmoline for lube? Serious question. “
A: In theory it’d work but can you imagine how much boiling water it’d take to get it off/out? I’ll go with no.
Q: “What is the most serious crime you’ve committed?”
All the questions I get from now until like 10PM my time I’ll answer all at once in a big text postnon-sarcastic and non-referential answers are not guaranteed
>Drew’s RA is fired, college finds replacement
>by mistake they hire an ancient sun god
>Drew is scheduled for a room search
>new RA finds a half-empty fifth of vodka
>Drew looks sheepishly into unblinking eyes of new RA
>RA hasn’t said a word since the search started
>came to think of it, hasn’t said a word since being hired
>a faint screeching fills the air
>Drew begins to get a little worried
>it grows louder and louder as the RA’s stare becomes more intense
>new RA’s beak opens wide and a stream of locusts issues forth