Moist Nugget
in the car on the way home from the store
gf: play some music
me: yo I need to pee
gf: I'm gonna drive slow until you play some music
me: music can wait I've gotta pee
gf: I'm not hearing any music
me: don't test me I will pee right here right now in the car
gf: I'll put the cornbread you bought on your lap so you don't pee
*unzip*
me: COLLATERAL DAMAGE.

skelletran:

moistnugget:

Is it just me or does every group have a small handful of people who do stupid shit and make the rest of the group look bad

Threatening a shooting because you don’t like Anita Sarkeesian does nothing but give her and the anti-gun people more power

fuck, guys, get your shit together

she faked that though its almost certain

I wouldn’t be surprised but I also wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually did threaten that. It’s not the only instance of what I’m talking about- Leonard Embody, doing OC “demonstrations” in body armor in front of schools? Pretty much ANY long gun OC “demonstration” (with the exception of the BLM fiasco recently), or Threepers?

Is it just me or does every group have a small handful of people who do stupid shit and make the rest of the group look bad

Threatening a shooting because you don’t like Anita Sarkeesian does nothing but give her and the anti-gun people more power

fuck, guys, get your shit together

fuck you toll house you’re not my real dad

otr-niji:

One of the prints for Fanime!!! :D <3 


One of my friends here is a good artist and also I think today is his birthday so go look at his page and send him birthday wishes

otr-niji:

One of the prints for Fanime!!! :D <3 

One of my friends here is a good artist and also I think today is his birthday so go look at his page and send him birthday wishes

An M1 Garand shoots.
Shooting is what an M1 Gerund does.

it has come to my attention that I literally get paid to fix mosins while listening to death grips


yes

minimum drinking age like “yeah man youve gone around the sun 21 times youre now adult enough to drink a sixpack in the shower”

some snakes can unhinge their jaw to eat the whole ass

kerleys:

Olive drab and aggressive grip textures, full custom shop work.
Colt M1991A1, .45ACP, personal gun of an employee, and a WASR 10/63 7.62x39 rebuilt from the receiver and trunnions upwards. Both given Cerakote finish OD Green in-house.

kerleys:

Olive drab and aggressive grip textures, full custom shop work.

Colt M1991A1, .45ACP, personal gun of an employee, and a WASR 10/63 7.62x39 rebuilt from the receiver and trunnions upwards. Both given Cerakote finish OD Green in-house.

n4yp4lm:

moistnugget:

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

Where does said nerd place raw chicken?

the fucking crisper drawer

n4yp4lm:

moistnugget:

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

Where does said nerd place raw chicken?

the fucking crisper drawer

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

i wonder if there’s a venn diagram of “firearm enthusiasts” and “BDSM folks” where the center bit says “people to whom the words ‘muzzle device’ mean two very different things”

I don’t like birds