Moist Nugget

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mcnuggyfresh

it boggles my mind when people complain about alternate realities dreamt up for the sake of storytelling, because they don’t understand that with the concept of infinite possibilities there could be a theoretical timeline in which Adolf Hitler broke into song in the middle of a speech and he and his men conquored the entirety of Europe in an incredibly choreographed 8-month Bollywood-style epic

in line at mcdonalds
Me: My favorites off The Money Store have gotta be Get Got and I've Seen Footage, though. And you?
Friend: Oh, I liked The Fever and Hustle Bones.
Me: Now the real question is what you liked best off Government Plates.
Friend: Oh, you don't even have to ask. We both know what the best song from that album is.
Me: ...
Friend: ...
In unison: HAND YOURSELF OVER
In unison: REMAIN CAAAAALM
In unison: I ONLY
In unison: PLAN TO STEAL
In unison: WHATEVER I WAAAAANT
Rock Island’s 1911 game is too strong- I swear, they’re making Moro those things than anyone else these days.
we’re bad people at work

I’m not gonna be on tumblr as much for a while beyond the occasional mobile post- I’m putting my computer in a storage unit in about an hour, and until I get a solid roof over me, there shall it remain. I can still be reached via text or email. If you have my cell number already, then that means I’m cool with getting texts from you, if else, my email is mnuggy@gmail.com.

See you all ‘round.

you are without a home? come live on the east coast and we can build guns.

You know, 10 months ago, I would have said yes.

Right now I’ve got a girlfriend I adore, a job I enjoy, and I’m a hair’s breadth from filing for my business license. I’ve got too much in this state to leave it just like that.

Things will get better, I’m sure of it.

So the good news is that I got the rest of my ejuice mixing kitThe bad news is that as of tomorrow, I am without home.
We’ll see how things go.

So the good news is that I got the rest of my ejuice mixing kit

The bad news is that as of tomorrow, I am without home.

We’ll see how things go.

what kinda juices are you gonna sell?

Mostly non-nicotine and low-nicotine juice, as well as nicotine wean kits on custom order where the buyer states what concentration they’re at and what concentration they wanna be, how long it takes them to go through 10ml, and how long they want their weaning to take, and I make a set of decreasing concentration juice. Also I’ll be doing custom orders for viscosity and Propylene glycol for those with easily dried sinuses.

WE HAVE TO COOKGetting the rest of the plastic (graduated cylinders and whatnot) on Friday, and the two gallons of base mix on Monday, and then I can churn out a bunch of batches. Right now I’m experimenting with what little base mix I have left- sour apple, blueberry, key lime? These flavors are turning out so well.

WE HAVE TO COOK

Getting the rest of the plastic (graduated cylinders and whatnot) on Friday, and the two gallons of base mix on Monday, and then I can churn out a bunch of batches. Right now I’m experimenting with what little base mix I have left- sour apple, blueberry, key lime? These flavors are turning out so well.

i want to watch a movie about a korean blues singer

it will be called

seoul man

fist on a pile of bibles when I finish my monolith kit I’m gonna make a video of me doing the cooking dance in like abandoned buildings and fields to bill bellamy

i got seven felonies

do you got the booty
Anonymous

My girlfriend and Austin say I do

Pics of shovel?
Anonymous

GLOCK BRAND SHOVEL

so I bought a shovel today

in my defense it is a really cool shovel