Moist Nugget

Yo if TMI Tuesday is still a thing people do y’all should hit me up an ask and I’ll answer them when I get home tonight

I reserve the right to be an ass

minimum drinking age like “yeah man youve gone around the sun 21 times youre now adult enough to drink a sixpack in the shower”

some snakes can unhinge their jaw to eat the whole ass

kerleys:

Olive drab and aggressive grip textures, full custom shop work.
Colt M1991A1, .45ACP, personal gun of an employee, and a WASR 10/63 7.62x39 rebuilt from the receiver and trunnions upwards. Both given Cerakote finish OD Green in-house.

kerleys:

Olive drab and aggressive grip textures, full custom shop work.

Colt M1991A1, .45ACP, personal gun of an employee, and a WASR 10/63 7.62x39 rebuilt from the receiver and trunnions upwards. Both given Cerakote finish OD Green in-house.

n4yp4lm:

moistnugget:

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

Where does said nerd place raw chicken?

the fucking crisper drawer

n4yp4lm:

moistnugget:

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

Where does said nerd place raw chicken?

the fucking crisper drawer

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

this nerd keeps putting freezer foods in the refrigerator

i wonder if there’s a venn diagram of “firearm enthusiasts” and “BDSM folks” where the center bit says “people to whom the words ‘muzzle device’ mean two very different things”

I don’t like birds

Wait you're a muslim? If I knew that when I followed you it would have been a different story. That's disgusting to be honest. Unliked. Unfollowed. Good riddiance. Grasping ton would be spinning in his fucking grave to know Muslims disgraced the army uniform.
Anonymous

popping-smoke:

Hahaha! I swear this was the best message to wake up to! I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I first noticed you white trash neo-nazis following me! I didn’t have the heart to say you were following a race traitorous, brown girl loving, American Muslim. Better go cry to Stormfront, you pathetic piece of shit! Hahahah!

And pay attention, because your remarks are about to make me shatter your sad view of American history. The relationship between Muslims and the US goes back as far as the US exists. When George Washington was was being destroyed by the British at Valley Forge, and was about to lose the war… it was African Muslims that saved him. Sultain Sidi Muhammad bin Abdallah (the ruler of Morocco) made history by being the first in the world to register the United States as a country, and allow US ships to resupply in Moroccan ports. Life-saving supplies and weapons flooded in to Washington’s Army, and the war would have been lost without them. To this day, The United States’ longest unbroken treaty is with an Islamic nation - Morocco.

I’m also a tenth generation American, son. My family came here in 1716. That’s more than half a century before The United States of America was even born. My 8th great grandfather fought alongside Washington in Valley Forge, and was given 200 acres of land as a gift for his outstanding actions in battle. If Washington knew I served in “his Army” and followed my family’s legacy, he would shake my hand and thank me for being a true patriot. For embodying the true American virtues of service, humility, and freedom of religion that he fought for.

And one last tidbit: Thomas Jefferson owned a Quran, and to this day, it’s still kept safe in the Library of Congress. He, along with James Madison and George Washington, argued that America should be open to Muslims as citizens, office-holders, and even presidents. John Adams - our 2nd president - also owned a Quran, and called the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) a “great seeker of truth.” Benjamin Franklin called Islam the “model of compassion.” If there’s anyone our founding fathers would be ashamed of… it’s you. Thank you for your unfollow.

kerleys:

Volquartsen Custom Ruger MKII- .22LR

kerleys:

Volquartsen Custom Ruger MKII- .22LR

i’m not so much confused as to why this is a thing as i am dissappointed that they didn’t label it “root root root for the home team”

i’m not so much confused as to why this is a thing as i am dissappointed that they didn’t label it “root root root for the home team”

kerleys:

The lessons learned today:

One- If you lose your can opener, bolt cutters and vice grips will work.

Two- Do not lose your can opener.

kerleys:

The lessons learned today:

One- If you lose your can opener, bolt cutters and vice grips will work.

Two- Do not lose your can opener.

A recent experience has given me a bit to think about in regards to concealed and open carry, and I felt like making a text post, but I dont really want to have to defend to Tumblr’s social justice crew the one time in my life I’ve ever felt like I might have to shoot a retarded man

maxxspin:

my bf is gonna 3d print a femur just to spite me

just gonna hide little 3d printed femurs all around the room

also yes the implication is that i will build my very own skeleton army